Had a few too many? Here are some places you don’t want to pass out drunk.
Every guy’s done it – had a few too many drinks and taken a snoozer. But most guys pass out in their buddy’s house, ending up with only an eyebrow or two shaved off, or maybe a little artwork from a permanent marker on their face. The guy in the picture wasn’t that lucky.
Though we really don’t know why he’s laying in the middle of a coffee house floor all dolled-up in pink women’s clothing, it would seem he’s popped the top of a few too many beers. We’s like to assume his friends did this to him, but is there really anything that can explain this picture?
This is one serious reminder to know who you’re getting drunk with.
Here are ten places you should never pass out drunk:
- On the front of your girlfriend’s parents lawn. If your girlfriend is still living with her parents and you want to keep dating her, don’t pass out in her parent’s front yard.
- On a first date. Nothing ruins your chances of scoring with a hot chick like passing out drunk and being unable to drive her home. While it may seem like a good way to get her to spend the night, trust me when I say that if you’re that drunk, there’s absolutely nothing you’ll be driving – car or otherwise.
- On (or in) the toilet. Does this really need an explanation?
- On the subway. The last place you want to pass out drunk is on the subway. Not only will you lose your wallet, but you may just wake up at the last stop of the night when their last walk-through of the train. Then what?
- In church. It’s nice that you’re taking time to repent after the evening’s festivities, but if you’re still drunk in the morning by the time church starts, maybe you should skip a week.
- In the woods. Waking up in the woods is terrifying for three reasons: you don’t know how you got there, you probably won’t know how to get back, and you may or may not have had an arm chewed off by some ferocious forest creature (and no, you should not have brought a gun to protect yourself on drunken expedition).
- In your driveway, with the car still running. Not the best-case scenario, especially since any cop can still arrest you because you’re intoxicated and behind the wheel of a vehicle that still has the engine running. On a positive note, however, you made it home… sort of.
- At an office party. Passing out and/or puking on your boss is no way to move up the corporate ladder.
- In a popular coffee house, wearing hot pink, extra-small women’s clothing. The picture above says it all.
- In a frat house. They’ll move you to the coffee house, naked, and with no eyebrows -at best. There’s really no limit to what can happen to you here.
