These ten big date mistakes will ensure guys go home alone
Some guys just aren’t smooth, but even the smoothest of the Better Gender (yeah, that’s us) manage to say some of these bonehead lines, ensuring your date won’t be coming over for a ‘nightcap.’
1. To your date, at dinner: “Could you please move a little to the right? I can’t see the game.”
2. “Wow, you got some junk in your trunk!”
3. “Uh… be right back, I think the appetizer gave me diarrhea.”
4. “You didn’t tell me your roommate was hot.”
5. Looking at your date’s plate: “Are you going to finish that?”
6. Before entering the restaurant: “Are you sure you’re hungry? I really like you, so… lets just go back to my place before my parents come home.”.
7. “Would you like a breath mint? No? How about some gum?”
8. “I had an awesome time tonight… what was your name again?”
9. “You are sooooo hot. You remind me a little of my ex-girlfriend, Samantha. Do you mind if I call you ‘Sam’?”
10. “Well, I wouldn’t say that I was wrongfully incarcerated. But the spending time in jail part, well… ok, I guess that sounds accurate.”
Have you ever said anything you shouldn’t have on a date? Share with us and leave a comment below!
Man that’s funny stuff and you know, the really scary thing is that i reckon there are a lot of guys out there who really do say stuff like that on thier dates. It’s just the opposite of what they should be doing, right? Which is to give all their attention, one hundred percent to their date; not in some kind of mushy doe-eyed way or in some kind of psycho-killer staring way; just in a cool, ‘hey it’s so good to spend some quality time with you’ way. Listen to what she says, make conversation, lead the situation firmly but with grace. You know the kind of thing that most women really like and what it all comes down to? Respect. Treat her with respect. That’s the way to go.